Larry, the community college creative writing professor played by Billy Crystal, listens blankly as a student reads from her submarine story.
“Dive… DIVE,” yelled the captain through the thing. So the captain pressed a button, or something, and it dove. And the enemy was foiled again!”
I've been in my fair share writing classes and workshops. Believe me: this is only a slight exaggeration of the terrible writing one can encounter. Thankfully, I've never met anyone who has written anything as uncomfortable as “100 Women I Would Like to Pork.”
